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I got a new website

April 12, 2018 · Career

Hello, welcome! I got a new website! So it’s been a bit depressing looking at my website/blog because the last post I wrote was about how my ulcerative colitis has flared up again and how I didn’t know what was going to happen next. Well I know what happened next and it wasn’t pleasant at all. So constantly seeing it… View Post

I have a chronic illness and it’s back

December 15, 2017 · IBD & Ostomy

Image by Nina Cosford I started writing this on Twitter whilst sat on the toilet but realised I’m going to need more than 280 characters. I have a chronic illness called Ulcerative Colitis. I’ve spoken about it before online and I made this video about it 6 months ago. You can watch that to find out more about it in… View Post

London Christmas Date Night

December 7, 2017 · My Diary, Travel

Recently I wrote a blog post about how sometimes I feel like with growing up I’m getting boring and I don’t go out anymore. Whilst I definitely have a lot more nights in than I used to I still have this constant craving to be doing something. And it’s especially heightened by living in London. There is so much to do… View Post

Measuring Your Own Success – How NaNoWriMo Went

November 30, 2017 · Career

First of all, a big congratulations to everyone who completed NaNoWriMo! Seriously, well fucking done. So you may remember at the beginning of the month I wrote a blog post all about challenging yourself and so I tried to write 50,000 words of a novel in one month. Well, spoiler alert I “failed”. But I don’t feel like a failure… View Post

Sex Toy Christmas Gifts

November 23, 2017 · Reviews, Sex & Relationships

What says love more than getting someone a sex toy for Christmas? Most of my friends own just one sex toy and it was probably me who gave it to them. I get sent a lot of sex toys. My bedside table is a little cupboard full of sexy things! Subsequently, I have a sex toy storage problem, hence my… View Post

The 5 Year Plan

November 17, 2017 · Career

I’ve mentioned it before and I’ll mention it again. I love making plans. So here’s my 5 year plan. In my Myers-Briggs personality test one of the categories is if you’re intuitive (N) or sensing (S). Ns are big picture-orientated, they look for meaning. Ss are more detail-orientated, they look for facts. This is the most general way I know… View Post

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Hi, welcome to my website! I’m Hannah, a 20-something northerner living in London and slowly losing my accent. I make a whole bunch of different online content mostly about sex and relationships, books, navigating life in your 20s, work and pleasure.

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